-casually ducks so the other jabs his hair instead, staring up at him calculatingly from his semi crouched position-
Your skin is not very tough is it?I mean you’re always blowing up and you have that scar; that’s proof enough.
…Nine, ten.
[kicks him; it’s not a terribly brutal kick, but he’s hoping that with the other’s stance, he’ll be able to topple him]
I have been in need of a new punching bag. Thank you for volunteering.
-gets a foot in his cheek, but grabs onto the other’s leg to stop him from falling over, teeth grit in annoyance-
I didn’t volunteer - now it’s the loneliness putting thoughts in your head.[growls and shakes his leg loose, visibly debating just punting him proper]
You volunteered when you didn’t take my offer to make yourself scarce. Feel free to do so any time now!
Did no one teach you manners?!
-stumbles back, straightening and casually brushes off his jacket before his attention settles back on the other’s face, mostly his scar-
That was an offer … ? 
Zdrasti, miss.
I don’t believe we’ve met in depth as of yet - in that case, I am Bulgaria. 
A pleasure.
So what’s this I hear about a wedding?
Greece is marrying Russia I think … funny, I always took him for a man-whore.
Insecurity?!
[pulls his hand back and makes to strike him across the face (again), but stops and jabs him, hard, on the forehead instead]
You’re not even worth my time.
But if you’re not gone in the next ten seconds, there’s not going to be much of you left to ship back to your country.
-casually ducks so the other jabs his hair instead, staring up at him calculatingly from his semi crouched position-
Your skin is not very tough is it?I mean you’re always blowing up and you have that scar; that’s proof enough.
…Nine, ten.
[kicks him; it’s not a terribly brutal kick, but he’s hoping that with the other’s stance, he’ll be able to topple him]
I have been in need of a new punching bag. Thank you for volunteering.
-gets a foot in his cheek, but grabs onto the other’s leg to stop him from falling over, teeth grit in annoyance-
I didn’t volunteer - now it’s the loneliness putting thoughts in your head.
Eu vou quebrar o seu corpo inteiro você pequeno pedaço de merda!
Get the fuck out of my sight!
Insecurity is no reason for that kind of language.
Insecurity?!
[pulls his hand back and makes to strike him across the face (again), but stops and jabs him, hard, on the forehead instead]
You’re not even worth my time.
But if you’re not gone in the next ten seconds, there’s not going to be much of you left to ship back to your country.
-casually ducks so the other jabs his hair instead, staring up at him calculatingly from his semi crouched position- 
Your skin is not very tough is it? I mean you’re always blowing up and you have that scar; that’s proof enough.
Graffiti is normally anonymous, so no portfolio to speak of.
But I am very much flattered you seem to enjoy it.
You know, maybe I’ll properly break your nose this time.
And the rest of your face.
But why- isn’t yours already broken enough for the both of us?Eu vou quebrar o seu corpo inteiro você pequeno pedaço de merda!
Get the fuck out of my sight!
Insecurity is no reason for that kind of language.
northitaly-feli replied to your post: If I brought you yogurt, would you not hit me for twenty-four hours?…That isn’t nice at all! Ah, have you not had luck with women lately? Is this why you are so mean?
That is none of your concern.
It’s okay. My offer to help still stands.
…
You have five seconds to start running.I can show you how to kiss again, if you forgot.
See, I am being very helpful, so you shouldn’t hit me.
I am fine as is, thank you.
-sounds more irritated than fine-
And saying not to only makes me want to, you know.
You’re welcome.
If you like it that much, I should make more.You should. I’m sure you’re already considered a great artist at your place, why not add to your portfolio?
Graffiti is normally anonymous, so no portfolio to speak of.
But I am very much flattered you seem to enjoy it.You know, maybe I’ll properly break your nose this time.
And the rest of your face.
But why- isn’t yours already broken enough for the both of us?
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Let’s just say a friend of mine’s favorite romantic spot seems to be my couch at 4 a.m.
And his dates are always hard on the eyes.
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Like many other subjects, it should not be used to hurt someone. That includes the eyes of those who accidentally happen across it on their way to the fridge.
